For those of you that may not know. I am a Chicago Girl. I don’t live in Chicago anymore, but Chicago will always live in me. So on that note - a little something I would like to share.
First, do you know that this marks the first time the Cubs and the White Sox have made it to the playoffs Simultaneously in 102 years?! So you know what that means…
A Chicago girl dies and goes to hell.
When she gets there, the devil comes over to welcome her. The devil then says, “Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.”
The girl says, “No problem. I’m from Chicago.”
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Chicago girl to see how she’s doing. To the devil’s surprise, the girl is doing just fine.
“No problem…just like Chicago in June,” the girl says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Chicago girl is doing. The girl is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
“No problem. Just like Chicago in July,” the girl says.
So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the girl is doing, the girl is sweating profusely, and has rolled up her jeans. Otherwise, she seems OK.
She says, “No problem. Just like Chicago in August.”
Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.
When he goes back now to see how the Chicago girl is doing, he is shocked to discover the girl is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the girl what’s going on. To which the Chicago girl replies…..
THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!! ![]()
Hell just might freeze over.
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Funny!
I was expecting the last answer would be "just like Chicago in December" or something. :)