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The weekend after I moved into my MASSIVE apartment in Chicago, Lollapalooza came to town. A weekend of lewdness and drunkenness and bawdy lascivious women and I decide to leave for the weekend. NICE HUH? Who makes these plans for me?!? I had this massive kitchen in which to cook and create... and here I was leaving.

Yes, YOU DO remember what my kitchen looked like right?

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Seriously - it is THAT small. That is a real penny. Was my change from laundry. The laundry room is bigger then my kitchen.

Actually it is bigger then my apartment. But I still lurve it.

I decided after I got back from my weekend (which, I may add contained some debauchery, some bread, a few beers... did I mention debauchery?) that I wasn't going to let such a small kitchen scare me into a life of carry out. I could still cook and boil and maybe even saute' in my lil kitchen. Ooh and maybe even bake! Oh yea, this winter mah teeny little apartment is so going to smell like fresh baked bread and cookies and cupcakes all season long and it is so going to RULE! (But it won't ever smell like cranberry walnut bread. I'm just saying...)

However tonight, I craved a nice & healthy light dinner for myself. Something tasty and satisfying, and not to heavy. So over carryout from Jimmy Johns - I retro-fitted my lil kitchen, and chopped my way into Tabouleh heaven.

In case you were wondering, tabouleh is a bulgur and parsley salad, that is not only yummy, but rather healthy as well. It fills you up and is chock full of fiber and antioxidents - it was just what I needed after the two beers I enjoyed with my #12 unwich.

Here are your required ingredients:

2 bunches of fresh parsley (1 1/2 cup chopped, with stems discarded)
(Traditionally curly parsley is used here, however I prefer flat leaf Italian.)
2 tablespoons of fresh mint, chopped
1 medium onion, finely chopped
4 medium tomatoes, diced
1/3 cup bulgur
3 - 4 tablespoons lemon juice
3 - 4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 t salt (to taste)
1/2 t pepper (to taste)
dash of cayenne (again... TO TASTE)
optional - left over cucumber (diced) from last nights peanut butter and cucumber pop tart swammich. (I so ROCK the eating for one adventure!)

First - soak the bulgur in cold water for 1 hour.

Drink a beer or 5 while waiting... then,

Chop the parsley:

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(I propped my cutting board over my mini-stove top to make room for all the ingredients. It didn't quite work.)

Then chop the mint, the tomatoes, the onion, and you get where I am going here right? It is tabouleh - not bioengineering.

Toss all the chopped goodies with the drained bulgur. Top with the olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper to taste. Then add the cayenne and stir to incorporate. You can serve it immediately with pita or leaves of romaine, but I like to chill it for at least an hour. Mmm yum!

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My kitchen is Tabouleh friendly! Yay! Next up little kitchen - chateaubriond. Chateaubreoind? Chateaubriand!! Ah screw it. Chocolate Chip Cookies!...

Be afraid.

Wait. Did I say HANDS YOU? No my fellow foodies, life does not merely HAND me lemons. Rather it bombards me with about 1,500 a season. FIFTEEN HUNDRED! I should set up shop on the street corner. Buck a lemon - get ‘em while the gettin’s good! Feasibly, I could retire.

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This is only about 1/50th of my tree. I. Kid. You. Not.

I really couldn’t sell them. After all I only actually give them away to a chosen few. It is not that I do not like to share, I just LOVE to use them in everything I can. Yummy treats and delectable dinners and savory snacks and delicious baked goods and ahhhhhh! Not to mention the wonders it does for dry summer hair and oily summer skin.

Speaking of summer. It is only March 2nd and already I awake to THIS kind of news:

march209temps.jpgSigh. Yes. That is going to be today’s high. 91. So where some of us are all woo woo break out the sun tan lotion, other’s of us are all:

bossynoreaster.jpgMaybe when I woke up this morning and said I know I’ll make some LEMON SHERBET, I didn’t realize that some of you were all yea - SURE BERT! Enjoy it in the SUN - you goober!

And oh yea, I will…

You do not need an ice cream maker to make sherbet. Or sorbet. Or frozen yougart or ice cream for that matter. Just patience, time and freezer space. (So you will have to dump the bodies. It’s time anyway don’t you think?)

lemonsherbet.jpgLemon Raspberry Sherbet

Ingredients:

1 cup lemon juice
1 cup whole milk
1 cup heavy cream
2/3 - 3/4 cup powdered sugar (to taste)
2 lemons zested
1/2 pint raspberries (optional)

Juice lemons, then strain. Mix juice with milk and cream. Wisk in sugar until well blended. Add zest. Pour into glass pan and freeze.

Every 30 minutes, remove from the freezer and mix. Scrape any frozen bits from the sides and gently mix.

After the first 90 minutes, fold in 1/2 pint of chopped raspberries.


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Contine to stir every half hour until set.

Serve cold. Perhaps poolside. Paired with a nice coolie.

Oh wait…

noreatweather.jpgMaybe skip the pool.

But still, serve cold.

LUNAR PHASE